 You know you've been in Korea too long when
You order Pizza and don't bother picking off the corn.
You go to a singing room alone and call a coffee girl to slow dance with.
You order a side dish in a Hof despite the fact that you are already full.
You enjoy all kinds of unusual foods that you claim enhance your stamina.
You wear white dress shirts that are practically transparent with an undershirt.
The backs of your dress shoes are all damaged due to frequently removing and putting them back on.
You no longer have leg cramps from sitting cross legged on the floor.
You claim that there are health benefits from using the traditional swat toilets.
Your Idea of a good night out consists of going to three places.
You are known to fight for the bill at the end of the night. You always insist on paying. |