No, no. Swimming in a lake (in my case "the lake") is much much better. If the geese are not in town, that is.
Shudder to think of any kind of patriotic haircut. The feathered "birthday Barbie" style might be the female mullet. Just as atrocious. Actually, everything from the 80s was atrocious. No sense blaming Canadians for that.
But every place has their version of hicks. Surely, say Alabama, has equally fashion-impaired hicks. Even California must have some, and I'm sure even France and Sweden and Japan have their own sets of hicks. Not just Ontario.
Oh my god, am I sitting here defending hicks? How did that happen?
