[clivehawkins]

I write all the good ones down in the text book.
My favourite, and I swear this is true, was from English File 2. The question was 'Which singer played in goal for Real Madrid?'
My student shot her hand up and, unfortunately for her, in front of a full class, she blurted out 'Mariah Carey!'
Of course, for all you fans of Latin crooners, it was Anna Kournikova's father-in-law, Julio Iglesias.